hogknocker

Someone who chokes people to death with his dick

That hogknocker killed my sister

by Niko Romero November 29, 2013

Hobnocker

A gross embarrassment to something.

"You're a hobnocker to all of America!"

by TranslationWizard August 11, 2009

Hobknocker

1. A person that engages in sexual activities with animals

2. Someone who masturbates in public

3. A person that frequently grabs other peoples genitalia

Hobknockers are usually men

1. Nick is such a hobknocker, he is dating his dog.

2. Jack was being a hobknocker in school today, it was so gross!

3. Sarah grabbed his junk! What a hobknocker!

by CubbyBunie666 August 27, 2014

Hobknocker

A guy or girl that has sex with a prostute and has their ass on a doorknob while doing it.

"Dude did you see that hobknocker!"

"Yeah Ikr?!"

by Ali Woosley February 24, 2009

Hobknocker

Used to describe a pair of two really large breast implants, that a docter implanted well he was drunk. The breast are normally super uneven, and look more like mountains. In most cases one mountain is ALOT larger than the other one.

Brittney Spears: "Did you see Linsey's new hobknockers?"

Hilary Duff: "Yeah I know I heard the docter got wasted, because she gave him a blowjob."

by Captain Obvously Awesome April 28, 2009

hobknocker

means a mans penis is on/or about to be slapped on your face

youare a hobknocker.{haveing sex with animals}

by micala12345678990 March 24, 2010

Hobknocker

A really cool nerd. Someone who'll fix your computer and then suck your dick.

"Hey man, who's that Hobknocker?"

"That's Mr. Hudson!!"

by I.B. 2010 February 26, 2009