Mr. Hobby

The Hockaday teacher who banned the use of fidget spinners and flipping water bottles in his classroom. Every eighth-grader loves him and his wife, and during the February valentine's dance, he brings his wife, and all the Saint Marks boys will come and introduce themselves.

Girl 1: Why is everyone screaming?
Girl 2: It must be because Mr. Hobby and his wife arrived.

by cantoloupedealer February 9, 2020

hobblebush

A bush hikers tend to trip over in North Dakota.
Usually found in February

That lorse, Dominic, tripped over that hobblebush.

by no other names available February 12, 2009

hobby

a pastime, something you enjoy doing in your spare time

I take pride in my hobby - homemade bongs using my engineering degree

by pixiesandclover January 23, 2004

Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.

"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

by GadgetL May 20, 2008

force of hobbit

'Force of Hobbit' is similar to 'force of habit' which is when someone instinctively does something without thinking about it. In the case of 'Force of Hobbit' a geek or nerd or dork instinctively relates real world experiences to things like 'The Hobbit','Battlestar Galactica','Star Wars','Star Trek' or any 'reality' show that they wasted life force watching.

Me: Good Morning Dale.

Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.

Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.

by Bryan Gilbreath January 18, 2008

Hobblesquatch

Sexual position of placing the female partner on her back while moving her legs over her body. With feet flat on both sides of the female, the male partner then squats above her legs placing the penis straight down into her vagina. With a “Z in the knee” the male partner then squats down and continues to penetrate her.

Sometimes my old lady and me we get bored and Hobblesquatch.

by Bigpapasnoop July 30, 2008

Hobbservation

when you and everyone around you see's or hears something very obvious but you say it anyway.

when its 100 degrees outside and you say its hot..that is a Hobbservation

when you just get out of the lake or pool and someone says your wet..that is a Hobbservation

by T.Hobbs July 28, 2011