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HEI

a person who really likes cheese and will even claim that cheese is everything
by zippyzap78 October 3, 2018
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Hey

When someone else says hey to you it’s usually a sign that they want to FUCK YOU!! Like seriously you need to say hey back!
Hey!
by Images art decisions August 5, 2019
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Hey.

the text greeting form of "hey" when someones pissed off.

The period at the end usually means you're in trouble.

Hey. is usually followed by:

"we need to talk"

or "stop using my bath sponge to wash your dick, Craig, you country bumkin shitbag!!"
Bryana: Hey.

Craig: Heyaaa

Bryana: Hey.

Craig: Um...what's up?

Bryana: What do you think.
by Specter88 December 2, 2010
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Hey

1. Common greeting among almost anyone who can talk
2. In Canadian is pronounced "Eh"
3. My last name. It's actually Hey.
1. Hey, do you speaka da English?
2. I'm Canadian,eh?
3. Jon Hey
by Jon Hey April 27, 2006
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Hey!

Used in place of something that was going to be said but would have been found inappropriate under the circumstances. Often in place of something that cannot be said on television, though being understood what would have otherwise followed.
Dude, I sent that guy a picture of my... Hey! Ewww man. That's just wrong.
by Spiral Ruin December 2, 2010
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Hey Hey

A "hey hey" is a homosexual male over the age of 18. People with the name James, may be called a "hey hey". A "hey hey" may also enjoy being with muscular men and walk threw grocery stores with them. These types of people enjoy living in apartment buildings with two or more men. "hey hey's" are about 75% homosexual, 17% pedofile, 5% women, and only 3% human. most "hey hey's" live in the mid-west and new england and some in wisconsin and perfer to be cashiers at grocery stores, or coustomer servece associates at garden supply stores.
Steve: " hey bob today when i was at the grocery store today and i swear to god the cashier was such a "hey hey", he invited to let me stay at his apartment".

Bob: " are you siriouse, just the other day i saw a "hey hey" at the garden supply store it was icky"
by enus rosenburg February 14, 2009
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Hey

Shortened for "Hello you spit fuck, get your ass over here and let me beat your ass until the skin flaps off." Or also could be short for "Hello, get your bitch ass, punk ass, bitch made face out of here and get the coke I supplied you with, Mutha Fucka."
Hey Carlito, I'll kill you if you don't get the stuff back by midnight.
by Jackie Nol April 28, 2010
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