Heaton Mersey

The best place in Stockport, also a lot better than any of the other Heatons e.g Heaton Moor, Heaton Chapel and Heaton Norris.

Wow John, i'm really glad we don't live in Heaton Norris, Heaton Mersey is so much better.

by residentofcheshire August 18, 2010

Heaton

An emo who plays counter-strike, the weakest link in his team.

I am Heaton. I like Nike.

by RA October 11, 2006

heiston

Mean ass irish people who inbreaded with some damn germans and who knows what else back in 1700 century

lets go to the mountains,
Hell Naw damn Heiston's up there

by Em~ Town February 18, 2008

ethan helton

Type of faggot with a small penis that dips tobacco

Ethan Helton is rebellious dipper

by Rebel dipper2000 December 21, 2016

hesoname

A deviant behaviour characterized by kissing another creature's tummy.

f. Japanese "heso" - navel, + "name" - lick

Honker: And then, i'm gonna do hesoname to Berri.
Conker: WTF... (starts running after Honker) Honker! Honker, hold on, you arsehole!

(a few hours later...)

Conker: Honker, Berri's tummy is not for you to - oh, my god!...

Berri: Mmm...yeah!
Honker: Love that lint...

by Bogan of the Desert September 9, 2011

heytonyynot

A small youtuber that just started and trys to look like rivenLeague of Legends. His videos arent that good but you can have fun when you want to.

HeyTonyynoT Riven

by IzyTrinoxian August 15, 2017

Heaton

A fat piece of shit lesbian. Most times they resemble jacob from twilight, only twice as gay looking.

Man, you're such a fuckin heaton.

by Humperdinger October 7, 2017