Chicharito Hernandez

A goal scorer who played with one of the best teams in Mexico, Chivas. Because he had fatherly power (his dad and granddaddy played) he was really good and owned vs France and scored vs Argentina's gay golie, Sergio Romero. He will play with the English giants Manchester United. He will become greater than Hugo Sanchez and will help Mexico win a world cup.

Many Mexicans especially Mexicans Americans think you have to be cool and badass by having a hairstyle, but Chicharito has regualr hair and is already a loved person of Mexico. This has led to many Mexicans to stop using hairstyles and try to be like him.

A European that doesnt no anything about Mexican soccer--Chicharito Hernandez, whos that?

a year later--Wow this guy is a legend, no wonder Mexican soccer is so bad ass!

by The Real Boba Fett:P July 9, 2010

aaron hernandez

Guy who played in the NFL for the Patriots, but went to jail cause he killed a guy.

If you see Aaron Hernandez, run!

by Coaler13 April 16, 2015

Horniaperlexolus

Horniaperlexolus; In where one has a condition in which they ready for sexual intercourse permanantly.

"Hey Josh, i just got diagnosed with Horniaperlexolus."
"Really?! Wanna do it?"

by zommbiejosh January 11, 2009

Mariana Hernandez

Mariana is the most beautiful girl in the world she smart, funny, creative, cute, and much more. She's perfect she's like the only girl that will understand everyone, if you ever catch a Mariana don't let her go. The best girl you will ever meet. She's mine.

Mariana Hernandez is the best girlfriend

by Juanportillo.18 June 18, 2015

Hernbanian curler

the unlawful act of getting denied a free burger resulting in the mass grope of 10 birds, and 6 people getting sniped with a singular cold chicken nugget. Then the artful act of dropping your kaks bending over at a 45 degree angle and proceeding to perform a 'hernbanian curler' onto the concrete below followed by a huge boot across the road.

he couldnt wait for the train he walked into tbe road and performed a hernbanian curler

by Dysooo February 7, 2021

horniable

when someone is easy to have horny thoughts about

person1: stop being horny

person:2 its not my fault ur so horniable :/

by jackwasactuallytaken February 7, 2022

Gabe Hernandez

Gabe hernandez is the biggest normie around. Some people might consider him to be the mega normie times a quintillion. He is also a Borneo a mega oof Borneo.

“Hey, Sally did you hear about that Gabe Hernandez, he just won’t stop being a normie!” n word said

by Bitch who the duck September 26, 2018