poot huffer

when you stick a straw or just use your mouth in someones ass hole and you huff the fart from the ass.

"tiffany is such a poot huffer the way she huffed debbies poots."

"omg i that tiffany was going to huff chris and dotty poots."

by samofred November 28, 2012

huffer

Someone who is addicted to inhalants. Usually involves a rag soaked with some dangerous chemical and placed in a paper bag to be inhaled. Spray paint is commonly used. Metallic spray paint gives the best results.

"Look at that zombie motherfucker over there with paint on his face. Must be a low-life huffer."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

ex-heifer

A woman who used to be fat, hefty, and is now not.

Used in Bride Wars c. 2009.

"She's kind of an ex-heifer."

by HarmonyChant December 12, 2012

Hoffer

1. The only living person who has fought Chuck Norris and won.

2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.

1. OMG It is Hoffer!

2. Wow that guys Hofftastic.

by WunderHoff April 21, 2010

Tricia Helfer

The smoking-hot Canadian actress who plays Number 6 in the re-imagined series of Battlestar Galactica.

Tricia Helfer is hot.

by matrixbadger February 17, 2009

hefnering

To relax during the evening with a glass of your favorite liquer. Robe, lounge chair, pipe and firepalce add to the hefnering feel.

I"m having such a hard day I barely take it. When I get home im going have a glass of my favorite cognac and Hefnering it the rest of the evening.

by Hilmar Sigurdsson March 19, 2008

grundle huffer

a huffer of grundle. a kiss ass. a suck up.

Here comes the president now. With his cabinet of advisors and grundle huffers in tow.

by vulva hammer June 29, 2011