purple headed womb broom

A Straight guy's stiffy

What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom

by LucoTheFish September 21, 2006

double headed dildo

A two headed dildo for two women (or any combination i guess...) to stick in their bush or buttox.

Hey girl let's go get the double headed dildo and have some fun!

by Vagerna August 13, 2007

cool headed logicians

A term in Ted Kazinscki's (unibomber)manifesto that was recognized by his brother, causing him to call the FBI.

But it is obvious that modern leftist philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality.

by octavius April 28, 2004

air headed teenage girl

Teenage girls who are very mainstream, and think they know all there is to know about, well, mainstream stuff. Develop crushes on musicians, actors, random guys very easily, and change crushes regularly.
These girls are usually found in groups of about 3 to 9, with a leader who usually has more influence over the other group members.
These girls can usually be convinced into anything, but will fight anyone who rejects what they believe in. These girls usually lose these fights.

Air Headed Teenage Girl- OMG Chris Brown is soooooo hot!

Smart Teen Girl- Well I'm gonna go listen to my indie bands now, and think about William Beckett... good luck with that.

NEXT DAY

Air Headed Teenage Girl- OMG OMG OMG Pete Wentz is so hot!

Smart Teen Girl- OMG OMG OMG who cares.

by JjeanoO October 19, 2008

Heated Oven

A vaginal or anal cavity that has been slathered with a self-warming, lubricating jelly in advance of sexual play involving penetration.

After giving her undercarriage a nice warm wash in the shower, Carla made her final preparations in advance of her boyfriend's arrival home by slathering up her oring with dollop of warming gel. By the time her boyfriend got him, she had a nice heated oven ready for a good old fashioned anal plundering.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015

nappy-headed ho

1. A member of the Rutger's State University women's basketball team.
2. NOT Al Sharpton's daughter.
3. Career suicide for Don Imus.

"That's some nappy-headed hos there. I'm gonna tell you that now, man, that's some -- woo. And the girls from Tennessee, they all look cute, you know, so, like -- kinda like -- I don't know."

by a_nonamiss December 24, 2008

"nappy-headed hos"

A phrase used in an attempt to get fired from a job as a radio show host or other such broadcasting positions.

Don Imus was fired from his radio show, "Imus in the Morning", after calling the Rutgers women's basketball team a bunch of "nappy-headed hos".

by Molested Babies April 20, 2007