Hazard

The name of the current best football player in the world (confirmed by football experts across the world). Could also be used as an adjective to describe the fear he puts into his opponents when he dribbles in their area.

- Hey, tell me the name of a football player better than Neymar, Messi and Ronaldo at the moment?
- Eden Hazard bro
- Oh shit yeah man he's amazing!

by Hazpillian October 14, 2018

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HAZARD

some bitch who came back from the dead. oh, and she also likes sour patch kids, which is cool.

"Oh shit, Beth's dead."

"Oh, HAZARD did that. She felt silly. Too silly."

by Purple Nerd Creature July 27, 2023

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Hazard

A great Belgian footballer who is currently playing at Chelsea. He has now officially moved to Real Madrid and will take on the great number 7.

Zidane: Eden Hazard will be great in Real Madrid! Now all we need is Mbappe, De Gea, Pogba and a few others...

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

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hazard assembly

A group of usually anything-goes dirtbag adverturers. Money is usually only a priority to only get somewhere or do something, otherwise, it's the trip that matters. Because they're usually young and dumb, they usually do pretty hazardous activities for fun like skiing or rock climbing or mountain biking, etc. A hazard assembly is a group of them.

A hazard assembly formed of about a dozen mountain bikers in the middle of fucking nowhere. I had no idea where they were actually going...

by Hundalair March 13, 2009

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