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Celebrity Harem

Where I want to be in 30 years.
Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
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harem-scare 'em

A group of witches that a guy keeps as romantic partners.
A guy would hafta be pretty desperate for romance to want a harem-scare 'em of old wrinkly hags.
by QuacksO October 23, 2020
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Meme Harem

A place that’s pretty chill where dumb assess, meme stealers, retards, faggots, thots, fem boys, hentai anime enthusiast, and based chads live amongst each other.
Hey have you heard of crew mat from meme harem yeah he’s so cool love that guy.
by Crew mat February 27, 2021
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Unwanted Harem

Not to be confused with Harem Genre, a genre of Japanese media that sometimes heavily relies on this trope. A common reaction from the man when a Harem plot begins and women start fighting for his attention. He might either think like a Celibate Hero, that the gratuitous quantity of boobs he is forced to see every day are just a bother, (comically missing the point that he is in an enviable situation) or see them as an obstacle between him and the girl he truly likes, or he may just find them annoying for one reason or another. A more likely reason, plot-wise, is the fact that the male lead cannot reciprocate all the girls' feelings without seeming to the audience to be cruel, manipulative, and misleading to the girls. So the far easier solution is to make him oblivious to their affection.
"Well, I'm running down the road trying to loosen my load,
I've got seven women on my mind.
Four that wanna own me, two who wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine."
-Eagles, "Take It Easy"
George:... Well, that's an Unwanted Harem if I've ever seen one.
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
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Harem Seeker

The Harem Seeker is a character who is openly trying to date and/or marry multiple Love Interests as part of a scheme to have lots of attractive partners all to themselves.
"Two girlfriends will only end up fighting with each other, but twenty girlfriends will become competitive, and the target of their rage will be directed toward each other, not me. Always works for me."
-Kuze, "A Fairy Tale of the Two"
Bob: I've never seen a successful Harem Seeker before. Is it really that hard?
Jake: Definitely.
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
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Supporting Harem

A subtrope of the Harem genre. Usually a romantic comedy with one male protagonist, one female Love Interest, and a bunch of female side characters who also happen to be in love with the male protagonist (or at the least like him very much).
Jake: Dude, your Supporting Harem is huge!
Bob: I don't want a Harem! I'm a happily married man!
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
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Hairy Harem day

things get hairy on hairy harem day January 22
grab the your partners tonight
Hairy Harem day (person one) welcome to the harem you live in a dungeon now and get new clothes every month
by among us sussy balls issaiah November 21, 2021
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