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Norwegian Hammer

Before the sex has begun, the female lays down and spreads her legs wide open. The male then steps back about 15-20 ft and gets a running start before penetration. If desired target is missed, you're not norwegian.

This manuever is typically performed before or after the Canadian Goose.
"The Norwegian Hammer is quite the rush!"

"Jill was never the same after her un-norwegian boyfriend attempted the N-Hammer."

"Your mother enjoys the Norwegian Hammer"
by Paul Bunyon July 27, 2006
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Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma?

According to the Pearls Before Swine strip from April 27, 2011, "It means, 'I just burned you. What are you gonna do about it?'" It's going to sweep the nation.
Rat: Dude, check it... I've invented a new expression... it's "Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma?'

Pastis: What the heck's that s'posed to mean?

Rat: It means, 'I just burned you. What are you going to do about it?'... I'm hoping it sweeps the nation.

Pastis: I wouldn't let it sweep my bathroom floor. Yo! Snap! Whassa matta hamma?!

Rat: It's a sad day when a nerd cartoonist gets the better of you.
by Pastisfan May 19, 2011
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Dutch Hammer

A large Dutchman's penis. There is generally a stereo typical conclusion that african american men have a large penis. This may be true, but don't count out a 6 foot plus blonde dutch male, they generally carry a fuckin Dutch Hammer. Large and in charge when in gear, however simply understated and simple when not in use-which makes perfect sense for the working man. A hard working man wouldn't want his pecker getting in the way of a hard days work.
Carrie thinks black dudes have big cranks, wait till she see's Smitty's Dutch Hammer
by Gun Slinger April 5, 2011
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hammer lane

A trucker term refering to the passing lane on the highway. The fast lane.
Move into the hammer lane so we can get past these four -wheelers.
by snapp January 19, 2004
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Viking Hammer

A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.

When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?

Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...

Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!
by Grinch11 June 21, 2008
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Hammel

Hammel
(Origin Armoric) A house, a close, a place of rest, a home. Hamle, a river in Brunswick, Germany.
Hammel: a house
by Fred Crowley August 19, 2009
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Hamàred

A classy-ass way to say that you're super drunk, fucked up, wasted, shitfaced, or hammered. It is pronounced heh-mair-d (French pronunciation)
Dude1: holy shit it's only seven o'clock and you're already drunk

Dude2: nah man I'm just a bit Hamàred.

Dude1: oh ok that's cool then. And quite classy, I must say.
by Drewbie Wan Kanobie July 17, 2012
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