Halfords Hero

n.
Motorist behind the wheel of a chavmobile, who has kitted out his bottom-of-the-range hatchback with several hundredweight of expensive tat, including alloy wheels, ludicrous spoilers, am extremely loud stereo and an exhaust pipe like a fucking coal scuttle.

"Hey look, Bill" said Harry, "Some Halfords Hero's just gone and wrapped his car around a lampost"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

Halfro-American

One who is of half African decent and half "other".

Sally Hemings' six kids, Lenny Kravitz, probably Wayne Brady, and I'm pretty sure about the Gumbel brothers.

by Ken C. August 8, 2005

Halfrican American

A person that is only half African American, but the ignorant public views them as 100% African American. Normally this is a person with one white parent and one African American parent.

Tom: Barack Obama is the first African American president.

Bill: Don't be so ignorant, Obama is Halfrican American.

by mje006 June 14, 2010

Halberd Sexual

Sexually attracted to white bread and white bread lovers who live in the states with zero hoes.

Boy: what do you identify as? I’m dream sexual!

Boy: you silly bitch. I’m Halberd Sexual

by Certified Guinness club May 1, 2022

William Halpern

New Paltz middle school quire teacher who claims he is fourteen, but some sources point towards him being twenty-eight. Tall, awkward and a little geeky, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. He has been depicted artistically as both a llama and a dinosaur, and both fit him very well.

"Who's that awkward eight grader?" "Oh, that's William Halpern."

by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

halpert

When you are banging a girl from behind through the bottom of your Tommy Bahama shorts, wearing a tucked in pink polo shirt, while watching CNBC and or reading the Wall Street Journal screaming "Fuck me you dirty little derivative."

Last week I halperted this cute I-banking chick I picked up at Barnes and Nobles in the Business section

by Sammy Franfurter January 2, 2009

Halfrican

A person whose nationality consists of 50% African and 50% something else.

Damn, that nigga lookin kinda pale. He must be a halfrican.

by Kaytene February 1, 2005