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the fag hag trap

The fag hag trap is when a gay man falls into the trap of a fag hag. The fag hag lures the gay man in with her fun time or looks (if she’s attractive) and traps him into a friendship with her. He cannot leave because he is hypnotized and idolized the fag hag. The fag hag will now be able to use the gay man as an experiment tool for things her boyfriend would never do with her like a picnic or helping her choose which of the latest Victoria secret lingerie set to buy. Will the gay man be able to escape the fag hag’s trap and curse? Most likely not but some are strong enough to break out of the fag hag’s chains and regain consciousness.
John: Dude. Did you hear?
James: Hear what?
John: That fag hag, Emily, just became friends with that gay guy who’s in your class..
James: Damn. For real? I feel bad for him. He fell for the fag hag trap .
by Spergs December 26, 2022
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Fag Hag Mag

also known as FHM; an abbreviation for Fag Hag Magnet

see: fag hag

a gay man with the right combination of looks, style and humor to attract significant attention from the Fag Hag crowd
A 39-year-old woman who is sexually frustrated nearly suffocates a twink with her overly pronounced cleavage. Her friends rush over to offer their presence at cuddling and decorating parties.

This twink could be referred to as a Fag Hag Mag, or FHM.
by vava_blacksheep August 22, 2011
mugGet the Fag Hag Magmug.

fat fag hag

by homie March 20, 2003
mugGet the fat fag hagmug.

Bar star fag hag

The girl that goes to bars every night with her gay boy friends. She's usually wearing form fitting jeans. Not too upscale. But, competition for men's attention is fierce (bisexuals, turning men straight) and she should still flaunt her feminine figure. Although, manly-men are typically afraid of the glitter-clad posse, and she has no luck.
You see this gorgeous girl at bars surrounded by all her even more gorgeous boy friends. Being a knowledgeable bro, you warn your fellow bros to steer clear of the bar star fag hag. You won't be getting into her pants tonight.
by Ananas007 November 18, 2011
mugGet the Bar star fag hagmug.

Fag Hag

An Old rotten looking female that smokes
"did ya see that one isabel she's a proper fag hag"
by TomotheBollix October 21, 2011
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fag hag

A woman who smokes far too often, to the detriment of her health (used in parts of the UK).
Nobody goes through a 20-pack like our Carol, she's a right fucking fag hag.
by Smallerz August 10, 2016
mugGet the fag hagmug.

fag hag

a straight person that attracts gay people in a non sexual way
Sandra has all gay friends, she must be a fag hag.
by snortint May 24, 2018
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