gurt

The little dribble of semen that comes out of a woman's vagina after sex.

Hey baby, make sure you have a tissue handy to wipe up the gurt when I'm done so we don't stain the sheets.

by #realtrebekstache June 4, 2018

Gurt

Another word for ejaculation, but it is more powerful and squrts out

Did you see jow I gurted on Dakota's nostrils?

by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018

Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt. Often used as a phrase for getting with somebody when you are drunk then wondering how on earth to get out of it.

by GURTRUDE FOREVER May 26, 2018

The Gurt

Funny short-hand for yoghurt.

Aah, he's gone to get the gurt!

by LazyNovelSilkWorm March 13, 2019

gurt

to drink something and regret it during or immediately after

Allan gurted half the bottle of cough syrup.

by thatsnowconeguy January 12, 2018

gurt

verb: to drink something and regret it during or immediately after

Allan gurted half a bottle of cough syrup once.

by thatsnowconeguy January 12, 2018

Oh Gurt

A simple description for "stranger".

Oh Gurts are dangerous. Beware of the Oh Gurt.

by Set Blue 23 October 4, 2017