Shits Gurgling

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation

1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”

by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025

Gediminas Gurgles

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Lithuania, similar to Montezuma’s Revenge and Bali Belly. Usually of a loose and oily consistency. Commonly experienced by non-Lithuanian spouses of Lithuanians when visiting the homeland and unaccustomed to excessive pork dishes.

Citation: AT/CO, 2025

Man, we just landed in Vilnius to see the grandparents and I’ve already got the Gediminas Gurgles…

by Oscar Chow July 10, 2025

Gurgle

Gurgle is a very wonderful person. Gurgle has the personality of a goat. Gurgle does not respect anyone's opinions including it's own. Gurgle is very exquisite and interesting to the bodzi.

"You such a Gurgle, Come here let's fuck"

by Tekle Koridze May 4, 2023

Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid

My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.

by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019

Gurgle

Gurgle is an American slang term for conducting a quick search on Google.

"Why don't you gurgle it real quick?" He suggested.

"Okay", I said, gurgling it.

by #imbored September 3, 2021

Gurgle

A noise that comes from the throat often when sleeping a gurgle can be voluntary or involuntary for example one might gurgle when drinking for a laugh or one might gurgle in sleep on saliva an unpleasant affair

you were gurgling in your sleep again try not to gurgle it wakes everyone up

by star words May 14, 2020

cum gurgling whore

A favorite girl which takes your load and never spits it out.

Ahhhhhhhh! (In Pleasure) Ok, Wendy, you cum gurgling whore, get out my house! I'll call you tomorrow if I need you.

by JeebB July 18, 2017