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Guacamole twat

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a very green ugly looking vagina that is sloppy
by Guacamole King October 31, 2009
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Guacamole Machine

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Basically the guacamole machine is when a guy is eating out a girl with a really long clitoris (usually like 5-6 inches long) and lots of feces get clogged up inside her vagina. So while he's eating her out lots of green shit comes out. Usually it's the remains from her menstruation or eggs being "broken" or not taking showers. The taste is that of rotten fish or smelly ass onions that have rotten for months.
Gabby or other shitty girls who don't keep themselves clean in any way and therefore have a guacamole machine.
by N4Sir August 12, 2009
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Guacamole Fruit Roll Up

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A guacamole fruit roll up, or guac roll up for short is when a guy eats shitty food then vomits it out into the vagina or rectum of a girl and is penetrated by a penis, dildo, vibrator, or hand
Last night after I went out with her and got Taco Bell and I vomited so instead of giving her a hand job her a guacamole fruit roll up in her vagina and fucked her.
by ForeplayOnDrugs January 21, 2019
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Hey guys if we reach 1 like on this post i name my son Guacamole Nipple Nigga
by n word nibber March 30, 2019
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Guacamole Nigga Penis

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"Guacamole Nigga Penis", Its just fun to say.
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A Guacamole Pepper Blue Pikachu is where you put Guacamole and Pepper on your penis, And inject it into the girl's anus while also doing a Blue Pikachu.
Yo, I heard Tracy got Guacamole Pepper Blue Pikachu-ed.
by A Person behind bars September 18, 2019
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guacamole twat

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A female who has done something undesireable.
You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.
by black jesus May 2, 2003
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