grundle huffer

a huffer of grundle. a kiss ass. a suck up.

Here comes the president now. With his cabinet of advisors and grundle huffers in tow.

by vulva hammer June 29, 2011

Grundle Grime

Grundle Grime is that greasy, cheesy smelling amalgam of sweat that forms in and around the Grundle area located between the ballsack and anus. May lay dormant and is activated by a scratch or pick of the area and typically transfers to the fingers leavibg a vile, revolting odor.

My fingers smell like grundle grime.

My grundle is so sweaty. I fear to touch it for the grundle grime is intense.

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Gronklet

A Gronklet is generally someone that lacks core motor skills and or social skills.

In Australia it is common for the boiz to say "You're a bloody Gronklet mate"

Can also refer to someone that has a small stature

Jordan you're a gronklet. you lack basic skills to function in human society.... Please Die

by Mrjordie August 21, 2018

Grinkle

Usually used in place of the slang "cap" or "no cap" , with a similar meaning

"you got 2 stacks of diamonds that fast? i call grinkle!"
"no bro, no grinkle!"

by FrankWasTaken December 11, 2021

Lick My Grundle

Telling a person to Lick your grundle is a better way to say kiss my ass. It a disgraceful thing to say to one nonetheless necessary if someone is being annoying and this insult fits nicely. It’s lets one know that what they said is so stupid or rude the next step for them to lick my grundle.

Tom: Hey I heard u made a 43 on your math test ur so stupid
Me: How bout lick my grundle jackass

by Mr. Blacklungs August 26, 2018

Grundle Date

The best type of date. Using blocks or points you can treat your lover to the sites, sounds and excellent food of the Grundle (otherwise known as the Harris Millis dining hall at UVM.) Very romantic for a night on the town, your ladyfriend will appreciate that you took the time to select such a nice place to have a special evening.

Man 1: What did you do last night bro?

Man 2: Took this hottie to the grundle.

Man 1: Oh a grundle date, I did that last week but the girl hasn't called me back. Werd.

by RollitupLightitupSparkitup October 30, 2009

Grundle Tickler

The Grundle Tickler is a sex move used only by those that have abnormally dexterous fingers and a passion for excelling at creating the beast with two backs.

It involves making a fist and fully extending the ring finger (as if it were the middle finger in a classic "fuck you!"), then articulating the extended ring finger, AND ONLY THE RING FINGER, in a "come hither" motion, where the tip of the ring finger would be stroking, or, "Tickling" your partners grundle.

Ya know, I wasn't really in the mood to get gutted last night, but when Mark broke out the Grundle Tickler after we had been making out, I couldn't bend over fast enough!

by The Concrete Block December 14, 2010