Gritten

The word used to describe the sound a cat makes whilst cleaning itself.

"Aww the cats grittening again"

by Z22SE May 1, 2008

gritter [shitter]

A person who has a crap and leaves grit like objects in the bowl that will not flush away, normally caused from having eaten fish bits with chips, after consuming loads of real ale.

Bob - he's a "gritter shitter"

by solxdi91 December 15, 2008

penis gristle

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.

Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.

by Jester the Moe lester March 1, 2014

DICK GRISTLE

TORN MUSCLE AND CARTILAGE IN A "BROKEN PENIS".

HIS FUCK KNUCKLE WAS MADE OF DICK GRISTLE

by MR E WOOD May 15, 2011

nitty-gritties

Pitties (or tits that hang into a girl's armpits when she's lying down) that have gotten all sandy or dirty.

After a long day at the beach, her pitties became nitty-gritties.

by JosephM. January 22, 2008

gritties

An elusive pair of beautiful boobies - kept warm and cozy in a grey dress. Only visible after midnight in various pubs and never to be seen again. Completely unforgettable - they will ruin the attractiveness of most all other females. Proof that God does love mankind.

I thought I saw gritties the other night but it was only a basketball in a gym bag.

by Mr. Smith's January 5, 2009

grettle

female taint, the space between the back of the vagina and the rectum (AKA, the bottom of the apple)

The poor guy went down on me but for some reason kept licking my grettle like it was going to get me off -- I burned his number, what a loser!

After 5 kids her grettle looked like it had been in a motor cycle accident!

The drunk guy with a short dick bruised her grettle

by P-kiddy January 12, 2010