Greyhound Racer

This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.

Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 29, 2018

GreyHound

A bunch of mad eshay lads known as "greyhounds" are recognized for their dedication in plugging toilets, chucking fat burnouts in cars, and getting back to back to back wins. Some are extremely good at the video game and live in a crusty basement without being fed for 4-21 weeks. They love a good chin tickle and would die for a toe massage. If your not careful, they will kiss you right on the MOUTH. (no homo)

Look at how good at the video game and anorexic he is, he must be a GreyHound.

by GreyhoundChinTickler September 20, 2018

Greyhound

Similar to a Cougar or Bengal, a GREYHOUND is a woman aged 60-69 who seeks sex from younger men. While a Cougar is the same but aged 30-49. The breakdown of women chasing younger men is like this:

18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...

Nancy was such a hoe through her 40s because she loved male attention. Now that she's 60, instead of accepting the fact that her attractive days are long gone, she's gone full GREYHOUND and chases every younger man for the chance of being filled and thrilled once again.

by Felonious Gru February 24, 2019

Greyhound

Metaphorically running headlong towards some objective; like a greyhound in a race.

When a colleague left his job, I knew it was the perfect opportunity to greyhound into learning something new.

by AnonForTheJokes March 11, 2020

Greyhounded

To be placed on a "no-fly list" by an airline for unruly or drunken behavior. Also known as "bus-listed".

"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I can't. I got Greyhounded by the airline when I threw that drink at the flight attendant during Spring Break."

by Dugley May 25, 2021

Greyhound Challenge

A punishment in which you are given a one-way bus ticket to any city in a 5-hour radius by your friends. They do not allow you to have a phone, money, or sources of entertainment. You are only given an envelope of tasks to complete in the city. Upon completion, you may return home (somehow).

Mike just lost his fantasy football league so now he has to do the Greyhound Challenge.

by anonymis3959572 December 14, 2022

Greyhound

A bus system in the US that treats passengers like trash with bad staff (like mean bus drivers) and usually have drama on the bus and/or station. Unrelated to the cute greyhound dog

I don’t care where fares are expensive, I’m taking Amtrak and airlines every day than greyhound. Greyhound staff are very unkind and treats you like an asshole. And there is some type of drama riding their buses all the time, And its brings you at your destination later than Amtrak.

by EMD F59PHI October 30, 2024