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Gregg's life

a sad and pathetic attempt at a normal life

+questioning why edgy is a thing
''wow, Gregg's life is horrible''
by wannasmokesomeweed July 10, 2017
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Gregg

Someone who lives in the past. Stuck to the “good ‘ol days”, especially when women were homemakers and men brought home the bacon.

Greggs often wear tight black jeans to assert their dominance and provider gender role.

Greggs prefer old technology, and tend to get feisty when new technology lacks toggle switches or are battery operated.

Greggs don’t like change; they get really agitated when the old ways are abandoned for the new ways. Greggs tend to prefer authoritarian style leadership.
When the school forced teachers to transfer their curriculum to yet another new platform, Jon went completely Gregg on the administration.
by Smartguy261 August 20, 2024
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Gregg

Noun, unit of measure. Roughly equivalent to two velociraptors or four MILFs. Can also refer to the void inside that makes one wish for death (geek slang usage).
by Lucynda August 21, 2022
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The Greggs Challenge

The Greggs Challenge is a challenge to see who can buy something from all the Greggs in a town or city the fastest
Kai: 'I wanna optimise the time I got for The Greggs Challenge Sam, wanna help?'

Sam: 'How does this work? Is it just all the Greggs as fast as possible?'

Kai: 'Yep'

Sam: 'Time for public transport%'
by therealbbqman June 29, 2022
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gregg the goat

When your the boss at everything
by Mr.kkkkkkkk May 8, 2018
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Old Gregg

The genitalia in the aftermath of a bottom surgery in which a trans male to female recipient has quite literally a “mangina”. Not a penis, not a vagina. A mangina.

Origin: from the British comedy show “The Mighty Boosh” in which the scaly fish man named “Old Gregg” oft-times shows off his light emitting mangina to unsuspecting fisherman.
Dude Tyler is making out with that chick he just met at the bar. I’m pretty sure “she” has an Old Gregg.
by Gasman01 July 25, 2023
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gregg the egg

whoah is that GREGG THE EGG????///!!!!1111oneoneone
by egggreggegg May 7, 2019
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