When multiple illogical explanations exist for the same event, the one that impugns, punishes, harms, and/or confuses the most innocent people should be the one offered as truth on the least trusted communication channels available.
Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.
Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.
Applying Trump's Grater to her husband's story, she realized that he had indeed had an affair with her sister and not been going to ballroom dancing lessons so he could learn to dance with her at the anniversary party he'd scheduled for them and their respective families at the Four Seasons.
by JedAshbury June 12, 2020
by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025
The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.
by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 12, 2021
A dark looming presence over the whole of the furry community, the infamous item expelled bloody from the anus in the most well known piece of furry hentai
James: what’s up with Jeff?
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain
by RaxtusDergy April 17, 2023
A disturbing peice of content that got some zoophilias exposed in the furry community. A racoon that did something with a cheese grater. The racoon got a cheese grater stuck up it's butt, a person was pulling out the cheese grater. Gore is an understatement.
'Did you hear about the cheese grater incident?' "Oh, you mean cheese grater racoon, unfortunately, yes."
by Purple Demi venison January 16, 2025
When you're on over the head and you put your knees on her hair while getting oral sex and rub your taint across her face
I did an Italian cheese grater last night
by SHIZNIC March 15, 2022
A type of cup stack in beer pong where the only 3 cups remaining are the front cup and the 2 back corner cups, creating 3 separate islands. This type of stack can be called during the one allowable restack by a player or team that is feeling extra confident and would like to show off, but can also occur naturally. If this stack occurs on its own by a player or team that has hit the 3 cups that are not a part of the Philadelphia Cheese Grater, it is referred to as a "Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater." When a Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater occurs the the team shooting at the stack can no longer use their restack for the remainder of the game.
by Diablo Mustard Tiger November 26, 2023