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graduation purgatory

The period of time between the culmination your final semester and your graduation where you're required to make crucial decisions which decide how your life is gonna turn out.
Dude, watcha gonna do during your graduation purgatory?

Thinkin about takin a road trip and gettin laid bro...
by vij_29 September 23, 2011
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Northern Lehigh Graduate

student who spent some years at Northern Lehigh High School and went over to actually really graduate at Northampton Area Senior High School. Students that seemingly express graduation out of honesty and dignity are considered actual, nonfourged graduates. Opposed to a fourged Northern Lehigh Graduate is one who went through with, the fake northern lehigh, they whom stole their name from Walnutport, Northampton County, Never Lacking self discipline, never minority, never behave ravagely and willl not expose themself to acts of obaminableness in the world becoming as opposed to northern lehigh. Pennsylvanians
The Northern Lehigh Graduates include, Tyler Benzaro, katie smithfield, Ashley Keeds, Carmen Neidsro, Courtny Mitka, Tiffany houser, Catherine Gouzzy and Philip Rengerdo.

The Northern Lehigh Graduates saved the meaning of Graduate for Northern Lehigh through completing all years in school fair and proper..
by valleygirlmuatoday May 23, 2010
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anally graduated

Means that you graduate from the anus and become the biggest piece of shit everyone hates
Sam: I bet you were anally graduated! Oh wait! YOU WERE!
Ricky Jones: -gasp-
by QuinnT July 6, 2014
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Gerber graduates

The act of cumming on your girls face and then scooping the Cum off with a spoon and feeding it to her. "Jeff gave her a gerber graduates."
Jeff gave her a gerber graduates and she loved it.
by Steventyler23 April 12, 2016
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post-graduation disillusionment

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.
My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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g-speed graduate

when you graduate college in two years like Jeb Bush
The g-speed graduate was bound to do good for his country until the end of time.
by Coop Dupe November 24, 2019
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Graduation project

What we’re working on right now.
by Kiwigenocide September 1, 2019
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