A predecessor to the "
mung barnacle", the goog
oyster is a relatively large, moist, collection of shmutz found at the corners of the mouth. The "goog oyster" is usually found on ones mouth after excessive narcotic consumption, an extensive conversation with
greg, or caused by excessive dairy consumption.
"
Oi methbreath, wash off them
goog oysters and
brush ya fukn teeth, you smell like Shmidt".