Gometry

Math lernt by the hicks.

"I lernt gometry on ther weekend! Now ya'll gonne be able tur do yer taxes! Eyem edjumacated"

by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

gommel

goon,idiot, reject or mong

jog on you fucking half witt gommel

by dan moxen January 9, 2008

Goml

(Get On My Level) a demand/request for an individual to get on one's level.

Dude, that is weak! You need to Goml.

by Schmeeo April 2, 2009

Gome

A derogatory word for someone regarded as dim-witted or unintelligent.

That guy is some gome!

by Heno-C December 23, 2010

Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez was a former Disney star from the show Wizards Of Waverly Place, one of the last decent Disney shows still aired on Disney Channel. Selena is a decent person who is letting her feet off the ground, to grow her image to her age. She's starring in a new movie called Spring Breakers, which is not really age appropriate for her current audience. In my opinion, she's shifting and taking it slow, which is a good thing, and not rushing to adulthood. Great job Selena, and keep it up.

Annoying hater: "OMGG SELENA GOMEZ IS SUUCH A SLUT!!!11!! I HOPE SHE DIEZ!!1"

Regular Person: "Bitch please, I don't even care about her and I'm pretty sure she's not a slut. She's GROWING UP, and you're just jealous because she's only dating Justin Bieber."

by A person on a planet. September 5, 2012

Gomez

After a verticle 69, you powerbomb the girl into the ground, flip her off with both hands, yell "GOMEZ" in her face, and walk away.

I gomezed my girlfriend last night, she loved it.

by Crew March 20, 2005

gomer jugmaker

A gomer who, while recklessly driving a beater, cowboy cadillac, or pig wheel almost kills you and therefore scares you so much that you'd drink an entire jug of his moonshine to calm down.

That damned gomer jugmaker ran me completely off the road!

by '52 Broadcaster September 26, 2006