Gnoming

Gnoming is essentially like planking and owling, completely pointless and stupid where someone sits in a person's garden in random positions much like a garden gnome.

Hey, let's go gnoming in that guy's garden!

by AlphaShadow92 August 01, 2011

Gnome

He's g´not a g'noblin, he's g´not a g´nelf he´s a Gnome and you´ve been Gnomed

I'm a Gnome and you´ve been Gnomed

by SuperBrando04 February 13, 2019

Gnomed

when you and your friends wear a gnome costume and you turn someone into a gnome

I'M A GNOME AND YOU'VE BEEN GNOMED

by streamsniping January 17, 2019

Gnomed

When a little gnome comes up to you and says "You've been gnomed".

You've been gnomed * the gnome runs away, turns around and says * and I've killed your family.

by Yeetmyfellowmidgets March 15, 2019

Gnomed

Gnomed; to be Owned by a Gnome.

See; Owned.

Person1:
*Gnome Warrior hits you for 987 points of melee damage*
*You die*

Person2: LOL! u got GNOMED!11

by Moola February 22, 2005

Gnome

Using the word "gnome" in place of no or know.

"Jimmy did you take the trash out?"
"Gnome, mom I haven't had time."

by Keith234901 November 24, 2008

Gnoming

The act of receiving a blow job, and upon climax, ejaculating on her chin to resemble a beard. Then you proceed to violently fuck her ass hole with a pointy headed garden gnome.

"Hey Jake, what did you do last night??"

"Nothing much....oh but i did a little gnoming with shirly for a little while!"

"That's cool man! But not for long? How come?"

"Well she likes getting the beard, but she doesn't like getting fucked in the ass very much"

by House J.R. March 15, 2010