Glomp

(v.) - To shit on someone sexually.

(n.) - A shit that you did on someone sexually.

I glomped the homies goodnight.

I ate the glomp I did on my homie.

by The Ohio Booty Tickler October 22, 2023

Double Glomp

To glomp with double the energy and power.....usually ending with somebody injured.

Person A: (Double glomps Person B)
Person B: (Has a broken rib) Oww, why did you double glomp me?
Person A: I missed you ^___^

by Super Duper Mega Ultra November 27, 2009

Goobly-glop

That crusty shit on the bottom of your shirt after car sex. Not quite nut, not quite juices. A mixture that forms that white crustiness making it look like you spilled a little bit of creamy soup in your lap and poorly wiped it off.

We knew that they had stopped for a car quickie, his shirt had the goobly-glop all over the bottom

by MansUsuallyHot November 13, 2017

Nut gloop

cum

I spread my nut gloop all over her booty like a boss.

by N-NANI?! June 28, 2018

Glip gloop glop

A few words in a alien language

Alien 1: Grobble gob glip gloop glop?
Alien 2: Grob Gob Glip gloop glop

by Greg the alien June 4, 2020

cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.

Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!

by YAWA April 26, 2022

Zoopy gloop cheese

A term used by the British to talk about African cuisine that they’d try after getting hungry burning down their villages

Wow Frederick, this Zoopy gloop cheese makes me want to burn down yet another Tanzanian village

by Marvin Weinbaum August 11, 2023