slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022

Rump gliding

Falling onto one’s lower back or butt and gliding across a given surface, such as ice or tile

Samantha was laughed at after rump gliding across the blue line in a hockey game

by Pollyy January 8, 2022

ghetto glide

the ghetto glide is a place in atlanta georgia , in decatur . it’s ghetto , like literally 😂. so i call it “ghetto glide”

hey , wanna go to the golden glide ?
no , it’s actually the ghetto glide 😐

by kiah m May 5, 2021

Freudian Glide

Freudian Glide - Using a Freudian Slip on purpose.

Ex: You're gf calling me Daddy.

Your Girl friend Can Freudian Glide her lips 💋 better than your mom.

by [e-mail] May 1, 2022

Gerbil Gliding

Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.

Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.

by Darkerone March 20, 2025

Sugar Gliding

The art of manual stimulation of the clitoris, vulva, and labia. Aka the female handjob. Not to be confused with fingering.

Come over here and let me Glide that Sugar! Ok baby, I need my Sugar glided so bad, I'm horny af! Sugar gliding is my new favorite hobby.

by Handjob Genie July 13, 2019

Ghetto Gliding

Driving though a dangerous area just to look..no interactions with the locals due to being a pussy.

"..last night we went only went ghetto gliding, it was too scary to get out.."

by dodo2night November 22, 2016