I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

glass parking lot

The result of sand being super heated and pressurized by a nuclear blast.

Iran circa 2012 will be a glass parking lot

by Dr. Strangerlove February 1, 2006

green glass love

To love someone for who they are not what they have. Otherwise known as true love. Coined by the play "Thoroughly modern Millie"

Muzzy: So, you see snookums, you really can marry your boss after all.
Millie: Who cares I found myself a green glass love.

Spencer: Mathias is poor.
Emily: so, what we have is a green glass love!

by I heart Mathias December 21, 2007

Glasses Jasses Superbrasses

1. A lesser known film and TV trope, where a woman is not perceived to be attractive unless she is wearing glasses.

2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.

John is such a hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!

Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!

by DogfinderGeneral October 29, 2020

The Glass Closet

When a person is closeted, but everyone knows that hey are gay.

Chelsea: *asking Lauren* Who are you kissing under the mistletoe?
Camila: Me!
Lauren: Nooo *gay panic*
Inside Chelsea’s mind: Wow Camila’s in the Glass closet.

by Stassii December 26, 2018

Splash The Glass

The act of masturbating in a peep booth and coming all over the glass partition that separates you from the naked girl.

Peep Booth Girl: "Hey fellas... c'mon in and splash the glass for me".
Other Peep Booth Girl: "Don't be shy. Lemme see you jack off and splash the glass".

by tmdoom June 1, 2015

Glass Swan

One step further than sandy vagina. Glass is made from heat and/or pressure. If you have a sandy enough vagina and are clenching down, you would create a glass swan, just from the shape.

"Good lord, woman, if you don't chill out about it and unclench, you're gonna make a glass swan."

by technocowboy January 22, 2009