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Anal Gland Shake

When the Male ejaculates into the analtorium and the female clinches her bum cheeks and twerks making a milkshake texture and drinks it.
Jeannie loves it when Bobby gives her an Anal Gland Shake
by Bobby2pistols March 15, 2019
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Tickled My Giggle Glands

One day a young lad name Jeffery Larrimore said a hilariously funny joke. Then he asked Justino Kinsland, Hey did that make u laugh? Justino says: Yes, It really Tickled My Giggle Glands!
by Jeff Larrimore March 23, 2008
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Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.
“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”
by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022
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wanking gland

Part of the male body around which a large entertainment industry has grown.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.
I'm just going to the shop to buy a wank mag for my wanking gland.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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throw hands with my glands

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉
by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018
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pulmoanery gland

The vagina, otherwise known as pussy.
"I made that bitch's pulmoanery gland THUMP"
"My pulmoanery gland is throbbing for your huge cock!"
by akigawa July 17, 2021
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Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes
Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
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