Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout
Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered
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Get the gaffe machine mug.a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
by jamfsob August 6, 2003
Get the gaffa tape and paper bag job mug.A Guy that does the Hot Pocket jokes (Fuckin' Hilarious) and also the inventor of the Pale Force cartoon where he and Conan O'Brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples.............Pimped!
Jim Gaffigan: Nobody ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. It more like....... I wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!........HOT POCKET...Diarreah Pocket!
by B-Hill July 30, 2008
Get the Jim Gaffigan mug.A guy who is legit a really cool person 2 b around who is very hard working and spends like 3 shifts on the weekend collecting money 4 charities. This person knows how to FLY A LEGIT GLIDER PLANE, is like black belt ninga, has mad piano skills even with all these intense skills he has a past time writing books and making youtube vids. He loves 2 watch anime and just b all like chillll..... :D
Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!
Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!
Person #1: see that dude in like the glidder plane
Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......
Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......
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To commemorate a break up, an all-girl party. Everyone dresses up glamourous, simply for themselves, not for boys. Any drinking is kept to the fun, wild side of drunk, no crossing the line to sickness/blackouts. Crazy dancing, chocolate and childish games rule. Man-hating rituals and boy-bonfires (burning photos and gifts from ex.)
P.s. Gay guys may attend, but generally not gay girls.
Term popularised by book "The It Girl"
To commemorate a break up, an all-girl party. Everyone dresses up glamourous, simply for themselves, not for boys. Any drinking is kept to the fun, wild side of drunk, no crossing the line to sickness/blackouts. Crazy dancing, chocolate and childish games rule. Man-hating rituals and boy-bonfires (burning photos and gifts from ex.)
P.s. Gay guys may attend, but generally not gay girls.
Term popularised by book "The It Girl"
Girl 1: omg he just ditched me
Girl 2: don't worry hun, he was a prick anyway. I'll text everyone for Gluff Party at mine, Friday night yeah?"
Girl 1: okay, I'll start gathering photos of him to burn
Girl 2: don't worry hun, he was a prick anyway. I'll text everyone for Gluff Party at mine, Friday night yeah?"
Girl 1: okay, I'll start gathering photos of him to burn
by Caroline101 December 7, 2010
Get the Gluff Party mug.Once again another word created by Rygin King, (jamaican dancehall artiste) That makes no sense, but he wouldn’t know cause he’s fully dunce. We assume it’s a combination of thankful and glad but we reconably will never be sure.
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