Gladging

The act of having sex with an old woman.

Gladis+Vag(short for vagina) = Gladge

Gladis being a typical old woman name.

Oh man, I was gladging so hard the other night.

Ooooh baby im gladgin tonight... Let's hit the bingo hall.

by Gladgemanster10,000 April 21, 2010

Gaddastrophic

Catastrophe brought by Muammar Gaddafi

Person 1: Man...Libya sure is going through a catastrophic time.

Person 2: Actually, they're going through a Gaddastrophic time.

by DJamz786 July 1, 2011

gladestone frat house

The home of all good things in matamata. An endless party.

Hey bro there having a sick party at the 'gladestone frat house'

by frat house station manager October 7, 2016

Gladiobleming

The gladioblemers are following a path of gratitude and humbleness, they are very chill B)

- Let’s wealthy down and start gladiobleming

- Yeah, we wouldn’t want to start leahing

by *Ricky June 21, 2021

Oust Gaddafi From Libya

Taking a particularly hard crap when severely constipated.

GUY 1: Hey, you up for watching the game in 10 minutes?
GUY 2: Nah, man. I gotta go try to oust Gaddafi from Libya first.
GUY 1: Ouch, sorry. Good luck with that.

by ww4501 March 16, 2011

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing

A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.

"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."

by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013

Gladimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)

2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)

Antonym: Sadimir Putin

Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.

When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.

by JHGC8 June 20, 2017