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Gianni

Everyone hates Gianni

Gianni is lonely
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Gianni: hey what’s up
Literally every person ever: shut the fuck up
by Fergenson September 28, 2021
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Giannis

A marketing creation by a league that wants LeBron James to get discouraged and retire. Out with the old, in with the new is the way they look at it.
Giannis is being pushed by the league as the next generation player as part of their machine, but several from the current generation haven't retired yet, and could still have good years ahead. Ask Tom Brady if he feels too old to be the generation that isn't getting pushed aside.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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Gianni is THAT GUY. Gianni is a god amongst men, he is the absolute pinnacle of human evolution, a TRUE definition of a Giga Chad. A whopping 8'9 feet, his sexy jawline is a perfect 116 degrees, his uncontrollable charisma makes him constantly drown in poon and woman, more money then you will ever make in your pathetic lifetime, fucking ripped and shredded out of his mind, if his chiseled manly hunk of a body were to be ever shown to a mere mortal like you, your eyes would melt from the inside out from looking at such perfection He literally shines glistering gold, his aura makes anyone drop to their knees and pray. Any woman that looks in his direction, she would immediately orgasm out of control and fall into a deep obsession. Its even worse for the men, knowing that the superior man of all men, literally walks amongst them. Every guy on Earth is a soy boy compared to this man. Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? Wrong, she just never met sexy Gianni. Oh you think your rich? Wrong, he owns your house, city, state, country, and the whole globe. Oh you're breathing air. Wrong, he let you breath, be grateful. He is Jesus himself. Everyone loves him. If you didn't understand that all, W man
Guy 1: I swear, I saw God last night, just walking on the street like a normal guy!
Guy 2: You mean Gianni? Man I love that guy even thought he took my wife!
by TheRealGianni August 14, 2022
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Gianni S

Gianni S has a massive dick and rails peoples sisters.
Person 1: oh Gianni S its sooo big
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Gianni

Yo! That man's a Gianni!
by IisAmazingD14 May 6, 2022
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Giannis

A greek population of people who have this name are either cool, sporty guy or childish people who still like playing with hot wheels toys and never take care themselves by their own. And yes, they skipped the school, that's mean they're dumb and xameno kormi. Also, they are pussies and enjoy their free time by eating a cock.
-Hey look! It's giannis!
-Where? I don't see his Ferrari anywhere...
-Not that giannis, the loser

-Oh right...I don't care 😐 pretend we didn't see him
by Firefly699 May 11, 2022
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Gianni is a girl that is horrible and not funny she will try and take your man but will fail. She is a bitch and her pussy stank real bad she does not clean herself right and she is built deformed and the only thing good about her is her face. She will be obsessed with your boyfriend until she gets him but trust me she will fail bad.
This girl is trying to take my man

Did she fail

Yeah

Must be a Gianni

This girl pussy stank real bad

Must be a Gianni
by Kskndjendnjd January 3, 2022
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