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Gerbil Packing

The process of taking a live gerbil and shoving it up one's rectum for the purpose of erotic stimulation. Historically this is achieved through the use of a toilet paper tube. Sadly, the gerbil does not typically survive the process.
I once heard that Richard Geere was caught Gerbil Packing with a prostitute in some hotel room.
by Bill Gates November 17, 2006
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Gerbil Smog

The foul odor that eminates from a decomposing gerbil in a human rectum.
Whew, Bob sure has some bad gerbil smog today!
by Bert LaCoste January 27, 2007
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gerbil jammer

person who partakes in the act of gerbling.
see gerbling and gerbil
Richard Gere is rumored to have been a gerbil jammer in the past.
by ebony luvr November 17, 2006
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Gerbil Rancher

A homosexual who raises gerbils for the purpose of having them crawl into their rectal cavity through a cardboard tube inserted into the anus
Keith Kersky is such a Gerbil Rancher
by Jim Dinsch July 24, 2006
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gerbil buddy

friends who insert gerbils into each others rectums
by goatcheese June 15, 2004
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gerbil fucker

A person who inserts gerbils or other small rodents into his or her rectum for sexual gratification. Gerbil fuckers are often, though not always, homosexual males.
Which one of you sick gerbil fuckers stole my pet hamster?

When the ER doctor retrieved the lifeless wet clump of fur from Richard Gere's rectum, his suspicions were confirmed-- Gere was indeed a gerbil fucker.
by RVDestroyer69 February 8, 2008
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gerbil jamming

If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!
Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!
by the master jammer November 17, 2006
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