enemy's gate

The area in an enemy's area or compound that must be infiltrated in order for victory to be achieved.

Derived from the book ender's game, where passing through the enemy's gate was the official victory ritual. Ender taught his army to orient themselves so that the enemy's gate was down.

1) Head over to the enemy's gate and capture their flag.
2) Remember, the enemy's gate is down.

by Shadow DelaSangre March 6, 2007

glaze goatee

the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.

After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.

by theinstigator December 30, 2013

gatecrasher

A gatecrasher is a person or people the come to somebody's party unannounced and walk/force their way in, alot of the time if in a large group trash the persons home and steal things.
 
'Gatecrasher' though is also one of the best raves of all time with wicked laser shows.

"Yo, wanna go gatecrash that rich kids party?"
"Yeh, fo sho, we can steal us some bling bling while we there!"
 
"How good was gatecrasher man? It was way better than last years one"
"One of those lasers got me in the eye man, I can't see shit!"

by Matt[O] September 24, 2005

you look like a cow looking at a new gate

a look of lost bewilderment.

Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle staring into space..

Jill: huh?

Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.

by cory enderby October 6, 2006

Make America Grate Again

A campaign slogan for a team planning to ban shredded cheese and MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN!

I might be crazy, but I wanna Make America Grate Again.

by Yermy Battled Warter December 26, 2016

Goateehawk

A majestic Mohawk accompanied by a gratuitous goatee.

Dude, Adam's Goateehawk was awesome.

by SonOfAbe719 October 15, 2011

Accidental Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009