Geezer gazer

A younger person who goes after old men.

That girl is a geezer gazer

by Rick Cheddar April 19, 2017

pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.

You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!

by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021

star gazer

An insult to African Americans as the slaves used the north star to escape

That star gazer is in my way!

by melonmuncherchickenbonesucker May 24, 2022

Ball Gazering

A Kreygasm in your balls

Guy 1: You seen Rebecca recently?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had me ball gazering!

by dorkypotato2832 September 30, 2022

Gazer Beam

A strong, penetrating stare one gives illustrating contempt, approval, lust, and a variety of other emotions.

Dude, that guy was shooting gazer beams at that hot chick all night.

Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.

"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver

by The Lovdahlinator August 31, 2011

meat gazer

A secretly gay or "curious" male who fixes his eyes upon other men's junk; a gay man

Hey dude... why does it seem like you're always checkin' out other dudes junk? You were totally scoping our servers package you meat gazer!

by Theghost43 February 10, 2015

Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 13, 2017