Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

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Nature Gazer

Someone who appreciates the outdoors, and aspires to have fun in the great outdoors!

Wow, have you seen how often Ana goes to the Orange County Trails? She's such a nature gazer, she's always doing this kind of stuff!

by frenchi106 July 13, 2017

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Gazer Beam

A strong, penetrating stare one gives illustrating contempt, approval, lust, and a variety of other emotions.

Dude, that guy was shooting gazer beams at that hot chick all night.

Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.

"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver

by The Lovdahlinator September 2, 2011

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penis gazer

Some who peaks over the divider to look at your junk

Hay stop looking at my penis gazer

by Slurped buttface October 20, 2023

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Tool Gazer

A man in a men’s room at a urinal who is checking out the guy next to him.

I tried to piss but this tool gazer wouldn’t let up.

I admit, I am a tool gazer.

by Kateazer October 28, 2023

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pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.

You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!

by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021

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