Magic: The Gathering

A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.

Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.

by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt August 31, 2005

Gather Fary

Pronunciation: Gah-Thur Fair-eee.

A father figure who is lit AF. Gets weirder with age, like a fine cheese. A term of respect, such as given to a mob boss. Can start fires with a leaf blower, and is always there for financial advice. Even when you don’t want it and don’t ask for it.

Every family has a Gather Fary, usually a father, grand father, uncle, or other father figure.

A Gather Fary is always there when you need them, even when you think you don’t.

I was having such a hard time, but Gather Fary really helped to put things in perspective.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

large gathering

100 people or more

Landlord: “No large gatherings.”
Tenant: “okay so no more than 100 people, np”

by LandlordTenant May 19, 2022

Gossip gather

An elite gossip gathering force

guy 1. I think jenny likes me!
guy 2. lets ask the gossip gathers if they no anything bout it.

by el senor 6969696969 August 29, 2010

Sushi Gathering

When you and three homies hire a hooker with an unwashed yeast infection and see who can eat it the longest without yakking. Water breaks are allowed, winner gets a home style chicken sandwich combo from Jack in the Crack.

“Bro Seth’s bachelor party was fucked up, what was with the sushi gathering, and why did he nut himself 38.74 seconds in?”

by CaptainAttractin April 15, 2023

gathering firewood

Benign, but generally useless.

"Merry and Pippin are all-right fellows, but they do little more than gathering firewood."

by Theropod March 10, 2004

Magic: The Gathering

A game by nerds for nerds.

I like to play Magic: The Gathering because I am a nerd.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003