free gaff

Crazy party that is held when some1s parents go out of town and every1 comes over and drinks themselves in2 stupors!!
Hey my parents are going away to seychelles tomorrow lets have a free gaff!!
by Robert O'Connell-Kilroy August 03, 2005
Get the free gaff mug.

gaff off

To ignore a person / task.
Where it comes from: A gaff is a long pole with a hook on the end used to land fish or to keep them away (like a shark, for example).
"I'm going to gaff off visiting my grandmother this weekend."
"I was supposed to meet Britney at the movies tonight, but I gaffed her off."
by PaddyNT March 25, 2006
Get the gaff off mug.

Bender gaff

Spontaneous house party involving a large amount of class A drugs.
Went to James's for a few beers but it turned into a right bender gaff.
by Shallowbeing November 22, 2019
Get the Bender gaff mug.

goofs and gaffs

silly ahh goofy action
i fucked your mom for goofs and gaffs
by edrsta November 14, 2022
Get the goofs and gaffs mug.

Gaff basket

by Gaff lover June 24, 2018
Get the Gaff basket mug.

jd gaff

A verb or adjective to describe the human emotional feeling of "Just don't give a flying fuck", fed up, can't take anymore, could not possibly care less, and please get out of here now.

Sometimes describes physical pain.
I did not show up for work today because I am so burnt out I'm jd gaff!

Even Katie's love goes jdgaff every several weeks.
by Kerry Lemay November 09, 2006
Get the jd gaff mug.

gaff tape

A potenialy life saving substance, very expensive, but very usefull.
-Oh no! That big heavy luma is going to fall on georges head!

-No problem, its being held to the electric with gaff tape.
by radicaledward July 10, 2004
Get the gaff tape mug.