furious fiorio

Furious Fiorio is a condition that occurs when an audit client does not provide a proper and/or timely response to a request, or when something doesn’t go your way in general. Symptoms of this condition include, but are not limited to high blood pressure, popping veins, sudden non professional outbursts, thrown computers, crumpled work papers, spilt cereal and an irrational fear of pickles, and elk heads. If you have never encountered someone with Furious Fiorio, they can be easily spotted as they always have a Mocha Frapuccino in hand, and look angry. They often drink excessively on airplanes, and have been known to disrobe while in flight. They can also be found at baggage claim making innocent and hardworking airline employees cry, and often need a police escort out of the airport. If you are unsure if the person you are with suffers from this condition, simply touch the GPS in their car, or ask them if they say VETO on the Sopranos last night. If they flip out, this person suffers from Furious Fiorio. If you do this test be careful, because you’re probably gonna get a fresh one.

(1) The airline lost my baggage so I went Furious Fiorio.

(2) If you’re excel doesn’t print properly, I’m gonna get Furious Fiorio on you.

(3) Glassman didn’t get us the requests timely so I went Furious Fiorio.

by Boccie Ballz February 16, 2007

Fast and the Furious

The movie that doubled the price of Toyota Supras just because they were in the movie. The only good part of the movie is when Vin Diesel drives the dragster on the street.

D00d I bought Fast and the Furious

by fastcr80 April 5, 2005

Zac Farro

The drummer of Paramore as well as the hottest man on the face of the earth. The youngest and most attractive member of Paramore. He is an incredible musician with a perfect balance of looks and humor and talent.

-Did you see the new Paramore video?
-Yeah, Zac Farro was so hot in it.
-I know! He's like a little teddy bear!

by woahohyeah June 10, 2010

furiosity

1) (n.) A manner of extremeness which is to the limit.

2) (adv.) To bring one's extremeness to the limit, i.e. "to 11".

1) "I sincerely hope you did not just call into question the depth of my furiosity."

2) "And verily, was he smokethed with great fastness and extreme furiosity."

by Webster, Merriam May 14, 2005

furdom

Furry fandom (also known as furrydom, furridom, fur fandom or furdom) refers to the fandom for the furry genre of literature, art and entertainment. Furry fandom is also used to refer to the community of artists, writers, role players and general fans of the furry art forms who gather on the net and at conventions. (from Wikifur)

I like furdom

by Freaky Steve March 7, 2009

Josh Farro

Lead guitarist, unclean vocals, and backup vocals for Tennessee-based band Paramore. Born September 29, 1987 in Vorhees, New Jersey. The older of the 2 Farro brothers in Paramore.

facts:
-self taught guitar player since the age of 13
-currently lives in Franklin, TN
-Christian
-engaged to be married
-has 3 other siblings, not including Zac
-has written for other artists including Natalie Warner and Philmont

Person 1: Hey, is the guy on the right of Hayley the lead guitarist for Paramore?

Person 2: Yeah, his name is Josh Farro! He's also her songwriting partner and does the backup vocals.

by dingleberries taste good February 12, 2010

furlough

A temporary layoff. Forced to be done by executives in order to satisfy a lowered budget.

The ECE department's faculty is having a furlough Friday and will not be available on that day.

by random frustrated UC student September 25, 2009