Fuck me and the horse I flew in on 

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on by thin dick little May 1, 2019

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst 

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

Swag Me The Fuck In 

Not to be confused with "swag me the fuck out" common lyrics by group Golf Wang. Swag me the fuck in implies swog, swadge or swug with good connotations.

Bruh I'm diggin' the headband fannypack combo! Swag me the fuck in!

Swag me the fuck in before I go cum on my own chin!

Swag Me The Fuck In by thebootsybeast September 18, 2012

fuckmeinthebutt 

Dude, its when your really fucking angry, but also need a good raping.

Dude i need a FUCKMEINTHEBUTT real quick.

fuckmeinthebutt by SeekyAnus February 27, 2019