fongalon

Fongalon is someone, female in particular, who believes they are more attractive than they actually are. They are deceiving in appearance as from afar they seem attractive, but as you move closer to them you find they are not. People who are fongalons are deceptive, this is usually contributed to the clothes they wear. Their appearance is improved by a good dress sense, but as someone moves closer to them the actual calibre of the person is displayed.

"Aislynn was admired from afar, but on closer inspection everyone realised she was a fongalon"

by Snoop Hoggyhogg May 28, 2006

fonzaloon

To fart in the bathtub and eat the bubbles

Kevin when in the bathtub is one to fonzaloon often.

by tcr066 January 2, 2006

Fonda

acrynym for: Fuck Off 'N Die Already

i wish he would just fonda....

by prettylady_11 February 5, 2010

fondaloon

To swim to the bottom of a pool and fart..then chasing the bubbles up and popping them with your teeth...

He drank a bunch of cheap beer so he could impress the chick's at the party with the ol' fondaloon

by Dave buttox May 10, 2004

Peter Fonda diet

Get up in the morning, smoke a sherm and go bum $50 off your sister.

I'm living pretty lean these days, basically on the Peter Fonda diet.

by ThreeLiterBosher January 14, 2008

fontane

A really chill guy that jokes around and has different talents

Man, the bartender is a real Fontane bruh

by Callmetaco August 11, 2015

melanie fontana

a white mayo-loving cracker who likes to steal other people's hard work and takes credit for bare shit.

"oMg HeHE evERyONe,, I dID aLL tHe WOrK LOL"
"ew is that a melanie fontana"

by segsikook October 21, 2020