Crying on the Floor

Crying on the floor is just a vibe. you could be laughing so hard or crying so hard that you are on the floor. We have all been there for both of those reasons its just very relatable.

HAHAHA that was so funny I'm literally crying on the floor
She's really upset she is crying on the floor over there

by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

Floor gang

Ha ceiling gang cring

Person 1:Hi are you normal
Person 2:Yes im part of floor gang

by Floor gang April 22, 2020

floor hugging

the missionary position for sex. Or just intimate hugging.

We are floor hugging because we got too happy from drinking a little bit too much.

by Floor hugger December 10, 2010

Floor nibblies

Enjoy the comforts of a well trimmed carpet while receiving some delicious oral crumblies

Joe came over the other day and him and I both enjoyed some floor nibblies

by Joefy'n'slug January 20, 2012

floor job

When you find a crack or whole in the ground and you fuck it

Dang! I just got a splinter from my floor job!

by Mvplewis3 August 07, 2017

floor weed

Burnt weed that is usually flung or dumped out of your bowl once you've finished it. Usually searched for and smoked in times of dire need of weed.

Bro I ran out of weed so I went in my closet and found some floor weed.

by eZaF May 25, 2016

Third-floored

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 08, 2009