figitive

moving around to much...cant keep still

why you so figitive...keep still

by trucker b August 20, 2018

Lefty Hefty Righty Flighty

For when you have to go counter clockwise directions to tighten or loosen something.

Lefty Hefty Righty Flighty. That’s not a righty tighty screw. It’s a lefty hefty. If you want to remove it, it’s a righty flighty. :) *looks at left over screw*

by CheshirePup January 10, 2022

Flight 420

When you and/or a few friends smoke up, and are so high, you have taken off on Flight 420. When you come down from said high, you have landed.

Brandon: Dude, I'm not feelin it.
Deryck: Man, I'm on flight 420.
Brandon: Wait, hold on... I just took off.

by Xx420kronick420xX August 14, 2009

Turd buckets in flight

When your turds hit the water at such a great speed that the shitty toilet water takes flight in buckets back at your ass cheeks.

Frank: How did your shit go?
Darryl: I had "Turd buckets in flight" again.
Frank: Damn, did you clean up?
Darryl: I air dried that shit
Frank: Good job fat ass.

by Oldschool22 September 30, 2011

Flight To Boston

When one's penis is sucked by a member of the opposite sex. For all you dumbasses out there a "woman".

The bitch with the fat ass and no teeth gave me a flight to Boston.

by Master of My Domain July 6, 2004

Flight Flu

The sickness one gets on an airplane from breathing disease-infested recycled air.

I'm sure I caught this flight flu on my trip from LA to NYC.

by TimGUNZ July 20, 2010

Flightning

Lightning that strikes an aircraft

"What a flight! We got hit by some flightning."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018