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Floppy Eagle

When a woman is on her knees pleasuring four men simultaneously from her ass, her mouth, as well as her left and right hand. Because she doesn't have her hands on the floor for leverage, this uncoordinated act resembles a gagging eagle in flight flapping it's wings struggling for balance.
As an act of true patriotism the drunk skank choked on his toy soldier while three other troops skewered that floppy eagle from every direction.
by Mark Geezee January 16, 2007
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Flappy bird

A disturbingly addictive game created by Satan himself. If you choose to play this game, yet do not have the willpower to delete it, you will either burn in the ninth circle of hell or smash your phone. More likely the latter. The bird looks like a cross of a shrunken Seasame Street character and a minecraft chicken. You must tap him, for he can't seem to get his pixilated body to fly by itself, to make him fly through badly spaced pipes that someone should probably call a plumber to fix. I digress. Just don't play flappy bird if you aren't prepared for the satanic repercussions.
*Plays flappy bird* *finds self in the ninth circle of hell, burning at the stake*
by XxxPrettyOddxxX February 13, 2014
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format my floppy

Old-school geek talk...refers to the geeky male's desire for his penis (floppy) to be stimulated sexually until he ejaculates (format).
Yeah, baby, you can format my floppy anytime. Wanna play World of Warcraft?
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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floppy disk

when you have a 3.5 inch, 1.44 mb pre-formatted, double sided, high density wang with 135 tracks per inch. if you experience problems, call technical support. please, treat your floppy disk with respect. it's a very technical piece of equipment.
after a nice hard drive, i showed her my floppy disk.
by Estafon September 27, 2005
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Floppy

Adjective that is reffered to an object that you can move around in every angle without it breaking.
A chain, for example, is very floppy
by Not-underscore April 30, 2020
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Purple floppy bird

It's a floppy purple bird gif otherwise known as a trash dove. People leave it on comments on Facebook to imply that the person making the comment is being ridiculous. They might be virtue signaling or spouting some political correct nonsense. The person who is making the insane liberal comment will simply think that the person is agreeing with them, but it is a symbol to others viewing that a moonbat rant is happening.
Look at this person and their insane regressive left comments. I'm just going to leave a Purple Floppy Bird trash dove gif sticker here to let other normal people know that this person is an idiot.
by LordViper March 4, 2017
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Big Floppy Donkey Dick

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...
by Simon Young March 25, 2008
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