flapper schmeat

Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.

And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.

If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.

Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!

by dumibunni October 5, 2020

wank flapper

Someone with terrible opinions who just won't shut up about them.

Elon Musk is such a wank flapper. He's posting a bunch of tweets about how corporations are people and unions are bad again.

by BernieWHW June 17, 2018

Mr. Flapper

A very loose vagina (or vagina lips). And when anal fucked, the vagina lips flap with every thrust.

I like to call my pussy Mr. Flapper

by ilikechixen June 12, 2017

Wind flapper

Large vaginal exterior lips, also known as "Beef Curtains".

example: "It was so windy, I could hear her Wind Flappers...plap plap plap".

by Galphinese December 30, 2019

ball flapper

When a man farts and it comes out the front and flaps his balls around.

While billy sat in his chair, his fart came out the front flapping his balls caucusing a ball flapper

by Pattywagon1977 April 12, 2015

stivotting flapper

A snow skier who lacks control of his skis and exercises a series of ever accelerating sliding turns with flapping clothes and skis. You must beware for danger of being hit.

As I was skiing out at Whistler I was almost slayed by a "stivotting flapper."

by Art VanDelais January 15, 2014

flipper flapper

A flap of fat in a jew/dolphins belly.

That thing has one huge flipper flapper!

by chrislicia. June 24, 2009