Nut Flapper

The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion

Dude i just laid a nut flapper.

by Aliocac September 27, 2015

Turd Flapper

n: Someone who flaps their lips nonstop but nothing but shit comes out of their mouth. The "shit" could be gossip, half truths, misinformation, or lies. Very common in social clicks and the work place.
v: The act or art of Turd Flapping.

Dude, who is the biggest Turd Flapper lately? (In a whisper, Homelslice be like Jeff G.)
Agree Bro! Agree! SO much shit comes out of his mouth, I made him a toilet paper tie.

Yo Dawg, I think she considers Kegel exercises and Turd Flapping during meetings exercise. Homegirl needs a yoga mat.

by kungfumermaid September 23, 2016

Mudd-Flapper

When someone is giving you head and you fart.

Tom: "I totally gave Sarah a Mudd-Flapper last night."
Dave: "Dude, I did that to yer mom too!"

by Buulok August 22, 2008

Penis Flapper

An individual who participates in the act of flapping ones penis.

"That penis flapper over there is scaring all the children"

by Mouse743 April 5, 2010

Cunt Flapper

A female who talks so much shit it comes outta both sets of lips!

Ex 1.Amy is such a cunt flapper, I'm finding things out about myself I never knew!!
Ex 2 Like the roaring 20's never went out of style, both sets of Amy's lips are going a mile a minute like the cunt flapper she is!

by alimegz September 15, 2010

crack flapper shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.

"Did you hear the big crack flapper shit I just had?"

"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"

by jamminspacey January 24, 2010

Apple Flapper

A loose, whorish party girl in her mid twenties carrying the odor of her fruity perfume and whatever she got drunk off of last night on her at all times.

Party girl, lot lizard, drunken skank, Apple Flapper

by Appleflapper April 8, 2009