wally flapper

1.A really cold day when your penis withdraws into your body for warmth leaving a mangina."its a real wally flapper out there"
2. That innapropriate friend that keeps trying to touch your privates

1. Its so cold its a real wally flapper
2.oh shit..here comes that wally flapper protect your nads people

by it is dean May 26, 2014

crusty flapper

A huge nasty crusty vagina lips.

That bitch has a crusty flapper and I could not tap that ass.

by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014

mud flapper

A persons asshole.

Guy# 1: Holy shit ....did you see the turd left in the toilet from Larry? Guy# 2: Hand me the plunger and a knife. He's got a big mud flapper to drop something like that!

by JoeyBomm May 30, 2020

Flapper

A tourist at a ski resort of subpar skill and intelligence easily identified by their day ski pass arrogantly exhibited and flapping in the wind.

These flappers are ruining the mountain today. I'm getting cutoff by these gomers on my runs down the mountain and on the way to the bathroom.

by PandaKOST January 15, 2017

Fanny Flapper

When a woman jumps off a roof or out of a window, her fanny flaps act as a parachute

Robert; How did you not hurt yourself when you jumped?
Chloe; I used the fanny flapper trick!

by SlutbagTom March 21, 2016

flypaper

Someone you can't shake off, even with the broadest hint like, "Go away." Usually someone who loves to hear him/herself talk, but sometimes a silent attention-puppy who parks in one of your chairs and stares at you.

Me: Help! Flypaper alert! Roberta has been running her mouth non-stop here for an hour.
You: Ha ha! Better you than me!
Me: Let's sneak out for lunch.
You: How?
Me: We meet in the men's room and wait until she attaches herself to someone else. Then run for the elevator.

by The Great Skullcleaver April 30, 2009

Fishy Flappers

(n)-When a girl's vagina is really loose, and it wreeks of dead fish

ex. Dude your'e lucky you didn't go out with steph, shes got some mad fishy flappers.

by Harrison Talbot August 9, 2007