Pink Flannel Wife

A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.

A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.

See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife

He will soon tire of his pink flannel wife and go find a real woman.

Pink Flannel Wife by troysareus February 19, 2011

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yellow flannel

Something really good, which vote is like 10/10. It comes from the habit of YouTube music reviewer Anthony Fantano (theneedledrop) to wear a yellow flannel shirt every time he gives an album a 10.

Boy 1: mmh that girl juicy, it's a 10 for me
Boy 2: ikr, yellow flannel for me too

yellow flannel by 0Bli0 October 13, 2019

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Wank Flannel

(noun) - 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to masturbate into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient spunk-disposal. Can often be preceded by the word 'the' to denote emotional attachment.

2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.

Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.

1. "I wouldn't touch that Dad, That's my wank flannel. Blow your nose with this instead."

2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."

3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."

4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."

Wank Flannel by PornographyMilk June 4, 2010