Flabbergasted

When you see the homie’s dick that you know is small for the first time and it’s bigger than yours.

You: “Bro I walked in on Jaquavious.”
Jerry: “Really? Was it small?”
You: “It was bigger than mine. I’m flabbergasted!”

by SeanMcShlong February 7, 2024

Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

Flabbergoosted

Somebody who is really goosted out of their flabbers

Charlie: oh my god, you flabbergoosted me so much.
Nick: I’m bi actually

by Darcy0llson February 24, 2025

flobbergated

adj. /FLOB-er-gay-tid/ - Feeling completely wiped out after talking out of your ass for way too long, especially while crashing from Adderall and realizing your brain and mouth have both hit their limit.

Bro, I’ve been rambling in this meeting for an hour and my Adderall’s wearing off. I am absolutely flobbergated.

by sector97grepresentative November 24, 2025