Flabbergasted

The feeling when someone commits a violent act of tomfoolery in your vicinity.

A: Watch me push this lady down the stairs.
B: That rapscallion has made me flabbergasted.

by theretardedgiraffe February 27, 2023

flabbergasted

what comes out of my dogs butt

my dog just flabbergasted

by thedoggoscode December 26, 2018

flabbergasted

adjective
past tense of flabbergast
It is the feeling of great surprise and astonishment.
feeling shocked, usually because of something you were not expecting

When they announced her name, the winner just sat there, flabbergasted.

by soul_yuka August 21, 2023

Flabbergasted

Something a Chad tells you about and your surprised about it but also hate it.

YOO...... CHAD.....I KINDA MAD AT HIM.....BUT.....IM ALSO FLABBERGASTED LIKE....HE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS MOVIE THAT HAS ALL THE THINGS I HATE.....BUT BRUH WANNA WATCH?

by Nelldoesthings December 21, 2022

flabbergastation

it has no significant relation to gas stations
just EXTREMELY flabbergasted

"this bitch is so crazy, it left me flabbergastation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by aaahhchew July 11, 2024

Flabbergasted

When you just took a shit and you feel empty inside.

"Dude! That taco had me Flabbergasted!"

by Smokey_56 June 5, 2018

flabbergasted

Absolutely appalled

'I was flabbergasted by the size of the whale'

by SovietWizard December 8, 2020