Flabbergasted

The feeling when someone commits a violent act of tomfoolery in your vicinity.

A: Watch me push this lady down the stairs.
B: That rapscallion has made me flabbergasted.

by theretardedgiraffe February 27, 2023

flabbergasted

what comes out of my dogs butt

my dog just flabbergasted

by thedoggoscode December 26, 2018

Flabbergasting

When the bottom farts during doggy style.

Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!

by Flabbergastingsohard March 13, 2024

Flabbergasted

Is a word used to describe if you are speechless or at a loss of words to use.

For example: Im Flabbergasted...

by TheMoreYouKnow911 May 24, 2022

Flabbergasted

It means, to be speechless.

Gosh, I'm Flabbergasted, what to do?

by Anime_lover07 December 11, 2017

Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019

flabbergasted

When a guy named joey says cockwobble

Im so flabbergasted
OMG ME TOO

by anonymous August 16, 2022