Filipino 

The Mexicans of Asia. end.

Guy1: Hey, are you Mexican?
Guy2: No, I'm Filipino.

Filipino by revivedFruit August 6, 2008

Filipino Fire Hydrant

It is the act of gently dunking your partner's tip into chili powder, let the spice sit for approximately one minute before delicately inserting into your partner's anal cavity.

Only place I'll take a filipino fire hydrant is on a ski lift. Ain't that right baby cakes?

Filipino Fire Hydrant by FireMan Ron February 12, 2018

Filipino Bicycle 

When two people lock lips and put a penis between them, and start moving their mouths up and down simultaneously.

Bro, sorry I couldn't meet up for the group project, I was too busy getting a Filipino Bicycle from these two dudes.

Filipino Bicycle by yayfatcakes January 16, 2020

Filipino Birthday 

In Filipino culture, it is customary for one to eat a birthday meal called pancit. A Filipino Birthday entails the sexual act of sitting on the birthday boy/girl's face in order for them to eat their aforementioned birthday meal. Pancit is a play on words for face sitting.

What did the pinoy ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? He asked her to pancit on his face as it is customary on a filipino birthday.

Filipino Birthday by Gymechen June 26, 2020

Filipino Chainsaw 

When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Pilgrims.

Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"

Filipino Chainsaw by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022

The Filipino Filling

The act of a small filipino boy filling his pants with shit after eating at Panera whilst sitting in his father's car in the middle of a Best Buy parking lot.

Aaron is the master of the Filipino Filling!

The Filipino Filling by Ociotsa February 4, 2020

Filipino Invite 

A non invite. A invitation to an event that was never offered as there is no intent for the inviter to actually have the potential invitee attend.

J: Hey did you invite Jim to your party?
M: No, he got the ole Filipino Invite.

Filipino Invite by Omega Sweat January 6, 2012