femme fatale

An extremely intelligent, attractive and seductive woman who has a tendency to use men in many ways either for sex, money, help, attention, support. She never falls in love with a man, but rather uses him and takes the advantages that he gives her. Usually her heart is already broken and incapable of love and intimacy because of her dark past and troubling history. She might have loved once and trusted someone but was betrayed and failed at and her deceptions of the past left irrevocable scars. She is amazing in bed and at all the arts of seduction but she only gives her body never her heart. She has lost all hope in menkind and does no longer believe in happy endings. She learned the hard way: her dark past taught her too well, she'll never make the same mistake twice.

Eva Green was a real femme fatale in casino royal, poor Mr. Bond.

by penriver June 24, 2016

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

by theaman97 November 25, 2013

fecal harrassment

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.

"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."

by Running out of patience March 7, 2008

fecal lucidity

The ability to concentrate that is regained upon moving one's bowels.

Jim got home from work to Cindy's litany of how badly the kids were behaving, but fortunately for them, they were in luck. Jim could not concentrate on a single word with the turtle head poking out. Once he was done dumping he achieved a level of unmatched fecal lucidity.
"So," sighed Jim deeply, walking out of the bathroom, "Anything interesting happen today?"

by Wisk January 31, 2008

Fecal Bifeciation

The act of voiding feces from the bowels, returing as much of the expunged feces as possible back to the bowels, and then defecating the freshly installed feces back out of the bowels. Note that the second release of feces is much more septic than the first.

I had nowhere to hide my dog's shit, so I made it fecal bifeciate the load.

by EGM September 4, 2003

fecal biscuit

A synonym for a butt nugget; A turd; piece of poo; what you drop in the toilet after eating a half pound beef and potato burrito;

"Damn son, I just dropped mad fecal biscuits in the bowl right quick."
"Yoooo it smells someone deposited some fecal biscuits in this bitch, cop some febreeze!"
"She was so drunk last night she got fecal biscuits all over the floor."

by chris stevenson March 14, 2008

Fealty

To give oneself entirely to one's lord.

She offered him her ass as a sign of fealty.

by Bull313 January 2, 2012